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From the General:

Our Furious Leader's hometown newspaper, The Lone Star Iconoclast, is paying a price for its treacherous endorsement of The Enemy, Kerry. Consumed with an anger befitting followers of the One True and Furious Leader, patriots from across Texas and the nation are bombarding the weekly with letters. My bosom swells with pride as I consider the authors of these articulate and well-reasoned missives to be my philosophical brethren.

What are you waiting for? Read the letters here.