Diebold apologizes to their shadowy puppet masters

From America's Finest News Source:

Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

"Students First In Line" Program

'Students First In Line' Program To Offer Job Training At Needy Schools

The 299 million least influential Americans

Time Releases Annual List Of Least Influential Americans

quote of the day

"I guess there's no one more qualified to talk about the possible dangers of homosexuality than a blown-out asshole."

Bush Nominates Anti-Gay Surgeon General