Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Wrestling with demons

Dr. Dobson vs. Sen. Lott. As only the General can envision the action.

...I can almost see it now. Dr. Dobson, "Jesus' Jackhammer," dressed in a tight, white leotard, a big golden cross engulfed in flames blazing across his chest, and a tiny fig leaf outlining his bulge of righteous manhood, facing Sen. Lott, "Dr. Death-Hair," in the red long-johns of his people trimmed with the braided haircuttings of his 14th Amendment citizen servants.

Will the senator submit to Dr. Dobson's Rod of Loving Correction or will Senator Lott beat Jesus' Jackhammer like a runaway servant? We'll never know unless you make it happen.

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