My Kind of Convention

The Second Annual Modern Drunkard Convention

When: Friday May 13th through Sunday, May 15th 2005.

Where: The Ogden Theatre in Denver, CO.

What to Expect: Three solid days of heavy drinking and full-bore entertainment Emceed by Titsa Galore, including:

Bands
Marky Ramone
Slim Cessna's Auto Club
Drag the River
Railbenders
King Rat
Reno Divorce
A Shadow of Elvis

Burlesque Troupes
Ooh-La-La!
Oracle Dance Troupe
Satan's Sirens

Stand Up Comedy
Mike Long
Troy Baxley
Roger Rittenhouse

Plus
• Clash of the Tightest Drinking Contest
• Soused seminars
• Hunter S. Thompson Eulogy
• Karaoke
• Panel Discussion
• Booze tastings
• Heavy drinking
• Debauchery
• And much more