Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Smash the State. Learn to Skate.

I am proud to announce that President-for-Life Sheelzebub has appointeted moi as the Minister of Sports to "promote kick-ass roller derbies as good, clean fun". I will be working closely with Ms. Jared who was selected as "Miniser of Snack Foods and Booze" and Michael Bérubé who now holds the post of "Minister of Culture and Beer".

1 comment:

The Heretik said...

Congrats on your ministry. Added you to More Than Three Wise Women section of The Heretik blogroll Get bigger skates so you can kick ass even harder