Smash the State, Learn to Skate!

The explosive experience generally known as roller derby is a vehicle for significant social change in the United States and as such, through the years has been oppressed by the powers that be. Today, The Derby Liberation Front is here to represent roller derby in its struggle against its oppressors -- We stand steadfastly, and equipped to promote a revolutionary agenda and prepared to take
pervasive action to defend its principles. We believe that all rollergirls are created equal and with certain unalienable rights - that among these are life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to skate. Skating by the people, for the people.

--Patty Hurts